2017年6月17日 星期六

The adventures of Agatha Rose 1

"Hello, I want to buy a size 1 chicken, 500g ham, thank you."
"Agatha, I've heard that a new shop will be opened soon in this mall, you must buy from us. I've heard that the shopkeepers over there are young handsome fellows, don't trust them."
"I won't trust the young and handsome men, don't worry. However the coffee seller told me that new shop is run by an ugly middle age man, who was lying?"
"The Coffee man, of course."
"I am leaving home to New South Wales for a week, writing a film script, the film director has an offer from the actors that they want the story happens in NSW."
"I am going to miss you, and so as my size 1 chickens."
"The chickens will pray not to be eaten, trust me. Good day, see you."
I rush home, oh, let me introduce my home to my readers, I am living in a house at one of the peaks of Victoria Peak. The house was built in 1898 by an American family, they came to Hong Kong operated a trading business, mainly sold weapons to the revolutionary army in China. The family members were killed by one of the Japanese army's bombs in 1945. Only one boy was rescued in the blast.
In 1972, I met him in the park at Victoria Peak, I'd told him how to invest his money. He decided to make a fortune, though he was very rich at that time. And that was why his greed brought misfortune to him, he was killed at home by the translation clerk of the law firm; he met this clerk at the law firm, while the rich man was making his last will to give all his wealth to me. The clerk knew he was wealthy, and made a robbery in the rich man's home.
If the rich man had signed, sealed and delivered his wealth to me, then the clerk should kill me not him.
Anyway, not enough evidence and the eye witness was scared, this clerk was not convicted and he has been after me, waiting for a chance to take the legacy. And I pretended I didn't know anything about the robbery and the legacy. 
A bad man will continue his bad behavior, therefore I have been observing this clerk of the law firm, waiting for a chance to put him to jail.
Anyway, this is a small house, but has a big yard. I have hidden two helicopters in the yard.
However, in summers, the weather is not suitable for driving helicopters. Just as if today, heavy rain in Hong Kong. Therefore I have many vintage cars, because Hong Kong has traffic jam constantly, I don't have a chance speeding.
I am packing my suitcase tonight, because I have to catch an early flight to Sydney, next morning.
While baking chicken, Mick drives his car to the front door. I go out to stop him, "Mr. Jones, would you mind, if you park your car beside the fence, thank you."
He is not very happy, because he is afraid of the cliff.
Anyway, he takes his basket of wine, cheese and bread coming in the house and says, "I've heard that a new meat shop will be opened soon, the shopkeepers are young and handsome men. Let me remind you, there is a lawsuit recently, a handsome shopkeeper of a beauty salon, cheating women to buy beauty products."
"I will not buy futures, especially chicken."
"Anyway, I am staying here while you are away, don't worry, no one can rob anything from this house."
"We will eat up the chicken, ham, wine, cheese and bread, and in this house nothing is worth to be robbed."
"Your helicopters."
"Empty fuel tanks, and batteries were taken to the repair shop."
"How to waste time? I will stay here for the whole week, what can I do?"
"Try to find out if the new meat shop has handsome bad men."
(To Be Continued)

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